U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today
THIS WAS THE PRESENTATION VIDEO BEFORE THE FIRST HANNAH MONTANA EPISODE IM DYINGGGGG
THIS IS 2006 IN ONE VIDEO
on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?
nothing can hurt you when you genuinely love rick astleys never gonna give you up
*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*
*blows kiss to iPhone screen (for the dumb person who posted this)*
sorry you didnt like this hannah bieber hercules, shoot me an email and we can discuss what content you’d rather see in the future.
OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
mbf me. 1500 ladybugs, live. im not kidding. must be willing to give me ur address. this isnt one of those joke posts i am dead serious
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.