person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?
i’m so fucking done with this site
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
maybe “get out me car” could be our always
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy
why he lick me
I like Michelle Obama new edgy haircut.
Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve
A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time.
"Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf."
"Yes,"he replies "I am a were"